A man wakes up in a bathtub with full of ice; "call 911" was written on wall with lipstick. Suddenly he realizes that both of his kidneys were removed.
A customer argues about his/her order with waiter. The waiter appoligies about the mistake and brings a new burger flavoured with his spit.
A woman puts her cat into washing machine to clean the poor thing.
A gang adds LSD to children tattoos to make them addicted.
A man gets laid with a woman that he met at bar. In the morning he founds a note, written "welcome to aids club".
A psycho man sells Candy Apple with razor inserted in them at carnivals / halloween.
Its said that some people are putting needles on seats of cinemas with HIV carring blood on them to infect others.
A drunk man meets with a woman at the bar and takes her to his place for the night. In the morning he discovers that woman is actually a cross-dressed man.
A gang drives a car with no headlights, if you flash your headlights at them they accept this as a challenge from another gang, then they get behind your car flashing their lights and start attacking you.
Four students decide to blow off the final exam and goes for skiing instead. Then they tells the professor they got flat tire therefore deserve to take the exam at a rescheduled time. Professor agrees with their bad luck and makes a new final exam. On exam paper the only question, worth 100% of the exam, reads: "Which tire?"










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Thank you for your contribution to dA! Keep up the great work! I will check out more of your gallery soon!
Thanks!
Sean
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