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About Me Member Deviously Annoying Lothander26/Male/Turkey Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Wed Mar 18, 2009, 2:15 AM
:pointr: Kidney Harvest
A man wakes up in a bathtub with full of ice; "call 911" was written on wall with lipstick. Suddenly he realizes that both of his kidneys were removed.

:pointr: Burger with Extra Flavour
A customer argues about his/her order with waiter. The waiter appoligies about the mistake and brings a new burger flavoured with his spit.

:pointr: Washing Kitty
A woman puts her cat into washing machine to clean the poor thing.

:pointr: Blue Star
A gang adds LSD to children tattoos to make them addicted.

:pointr: Welcome to Aids Club
A man gets laid with a woman that he met at bar. In the morning he founds a note, written "welcome to aids club".

:pointr: Razor Candy Apple
A psycho man sells Candy Apple with razor inserted in them at carnivals / halloween.

:pointr: Needle Seat
Its said that some people are putting needles on seats of cinemas with HIV carring blood on them to infect others.

:pointr: Don't Get Too Drunk
A drunk man meets with a woman at the bar and takes her to his place for the night. In the morning he discovers that woman is actually a cross-dressed man.

:pointr: Gang Lights
A gang drives a car with no headlights, if you flash your headlights at them they accept this as a challenge from another gang, then they get behind your car flashing their lights and start attacking you.

:pointr: Which Tire?
Four students decide to blow off the final exam and goes for skiing instead. Then they tells the professor they got flat tire therefore deserve to take the exam at a rescheduled time. Professor agrees with their bad luck and makes a new final exam. On exam paper the only question, worth 100% of the exam, reads: "Which tire?"

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  • Current Residence: Istanbul
  • Interests: Photography, Web Design, Online Gaming, Role Playing Games, Music
  • Favourite artist: Ron Spencer
  • Shell of choice: Shotgun Shells Gauge 20
  • Favourite game: Team Fortress 2, Warhammer Online
  • Favourite gaming platform: Horizontal
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mad Jack The Pirate
  • Personal Quote: Mind Over Matter

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:iconhermetic-wings:
Teşekkür ederim :D

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:iconcreechs:
Hey there! I really enjoyed your photo featuring a musical instrument. Such photos influenced me to do a feature about music. I have featured your work in this feature! [link]

Thank you for your contribution to dA! Keep up the great work! I will check out more of your gallery soon!

Thanks!

Sean
:iconlothander:
oh thank you so much Sean, I've been honored, I was away for a while sorry for the late reply.

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:iconcreechs:
It is no problem! Welcome back!
:icondeaf-tone:
herkes de deviantçı abicim ülkede..
:iconlothander:
hahaha sorma sorma :D

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:icondejalyn:
i guess i thank

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:iconlothander:
yeah I bet you do

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:iconlordreaper:
\m/ perkeleeee!

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:iconlothander:
ROROROROROOO! :headbang:

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